Seven Rules for Rocking a Witch

[crown_me]

1. "Madison Montgomery is a stone-cold bitch who loves hard drinking, big dicks and trouble. If she's dead, it's probably 'cause she got wasted and offered the Grim Reaper a hand job or something."

2. "Because I'm awesome?"

3. "Everything’s transactional. Guy buys you dinner, he expects a blowjob. Welcome to earth. Players only love you when they’re playing."

4. Game respects game

5. Having power means having the keys to every kingdom

6. Girl Power with a capital G

7. She knows who and what she is and owns up to all of it